Bob's sense of humour

My husband is a man of few words. Unless necessary, he won't open his mouth to speak. But we do chit chat, albeit not on a regular basis.

And he has this sense of humour which can really leave your mouth agaped or you will drop on the floor laughing like siao.

The other day, we (my father, sister and a relative) were talking during our mahjong session, about another relative who had a child born out of wedlock. Eh, he's already married by the way.

So I turned and ask casually asked him if he has any kid or a 2nd wife that I don't know of.

Conversation goes like this:

Me: Eh, so you got any other wife or kids or not?
Bob: When I die you will know lor?
Me: When you die? Why leh?
Bob: When I die liao, you see got anyone come to my funeral and fight with you over my money lor.

SIAO!